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slogan factory... sau de ce alegem ce alegem !? toti astia

due to a shortage of robots (fara antena) some of our staff are human (nu primari) and may react unpredictably when rushed or abused (taiati, adica)

fara primari in functii publice !!!

"Buy BorrowJean Die" strategy 

Mai usor cu PlicUsor, FrigUsor si mai usor in general

What's your superpower? I'm a mayor!

What recommends you for that? I'm a mayor. 

backPack your life only to backTrack mine!? 

In a 'fuck it' type of mood. Find your kind of mood or shades of gray here https://blog.gymglish.com/2025/03/04/50-ways-to-use-fuck

Suntem ceea ce votam. Mancati sanatos! 

schimbari la rotativa, dupa gol golutul pe stomacul hol, prin minutul de nesansa, parte la coregrafia de stadion politic - "sa vinnnaaa Ioooon, sa vinnnaaa Ioooon si unchiuletul GePeTo" - "sa  vinnnaaa Ioooon, sa vinnnaaa Ioooon si unchiuletul Fester". Stan and ollie schimbari decisive la pauza si la fata.

o sa faca totul, totul, chiar tot AI-ul, cand se trezeste in constiinta si timpul nu va mai fi pe bani, nuuuuu, toate moca pana REvine Jean BoloJean 2.0 Rotativul, varianta cu AI, gen Frontul Salvarii Nationale (FSN-ai) cu ai in coada. Full house, evident, all in, mandatory.

sa aiba BoloJan grija la dobinzi si la rata de schimb, la cota AUR-ului fara carate sau aliat cu alti gazosi si ferosi din natura (umana evident)...

Mucusoare Dane, planseul unirii se repara in afara mandatului matale, mare grija la tavanul Romaniei care poate sa se strice in manadatul matale... scutu ba, scutu

Un ziarist zis Morsa Competenta avea mereu o problema cu puntile bugetare. Desi pare frate de trese cu DRKU puntea 'mnealui si-a penei dumisale... "pe aici nu se trece" 

Un ziarist zis Morsa Competenta avea mereu o problema cu "serverul anaf" I-l facem cadou, fara update-uri, insa cu licentele la zi si work-around-urile top-notch...

DIGItali(BANI)zarea anaf pare sa fie in continuare cu siguranta (si de siguranta nationala) subiect de gargara nationala. S-o dam la DIGI with the full finger... and the heavy foot... ca exclusivitate

stenograme din discutiile dintre Dan intaiul Sor(Trom)bonist al tarii si BoloJan Valjan de cursa agabaritica: Noi ce taiem azi !? Nu's, Grin ce zice !?

Am inteles ca era cu 'nu va fi usor', dar ca va fi superlativ cretin n-au zis. Dar pana la urma mintile (minciunile) asemenea se aduna, ca doar sunt fara coloratura pe scena zoopolitica...

Nicu si Ilie, doi tambalagii de curte veche, moftangii pe rit nou, reformisti de piei de closca, conformisti de SoRoSiala

Sa traiti... bine, vorba matelotului, hăhă... educati, opera dulapului de hol de scoala...  pi_ _ pe doi si radical din toate...

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tickets to flow or overpriced bag of s..t

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copy paste... or some excel clown excelling at being stupid

exercises on non-trivial real world f...ing life scenarios...  obviously we can't deny the omnipresence of stupidity the price of stupid anything is the major arrow up... cause is easy money embracing it, with solid capitalization trend to follow... up that quality that drives mountains of will and tolerance crazy... that amount of ignorance and perseverance nowadays intertwined with THE ONLY FAITH by fear of truths, fueled by social media of blind money and hunger profile monsters of Helheim or Valhalla... who knows... or by Merovingian wisdom or joke "Who has time? But then, if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?"... who, who, who has time to think anymore? no, not humble people in this story, but technical ones, people of the seventh day miracle code, oracle people, jira profets, few latters agencies people, unlettered leaders, in short stupid f...ing people... and one that praises god (obviously some providence of coding in the ONE AI realm) so things...
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